hailelivesinwonderland:

governor-of-neverland:

secretlynerdly:

im so sorry

“my powers of deduction r tingling”

I love how Moriarty is just watching them

(via theladyofthetardis)

(Source: agroncolfer, via buttheads)

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

shoutout to Winston Graham for being the smartest dog alive

indigowinter17:

katelynpossible:

my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

(via floofmaster)

snorlaxatives:

• do
• not
• put
• down
• thin
• girls
• in
• order
• to
• make
• bigger
• girls
• feel
• better

(via floofmaster)

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

#why blaze it when you can praise it

(via floofmaster)

mishpala:

me when I’m reading an M rated fic and all they do is kiss 

(Source: theyfoundeachother, via floofmaster)

riddikiluslygorgeous:

welldonehaveacookie:

miss-doctorwho:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose 

No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about

(Source: misswho221b, via floofmaster)

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

(via floofmaster)

(Source: rest-is-for-thedead, via floofmaster)

Can I pay someone to burst into my funeral and say this?

(Source: vitalyorlovs, via hiddlestalker)

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

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